Thor: Hammer of the Gods (2009 TV Movie)
1/10
I confess-i watched it
7 March 2011
I have been bedridden for a week with flu and pneumonia and was willing to watch anything except Oprah or The View.

The other reviewers have commented eloquently about the idiocy of this film. All I want to add is that I thought the blond bad girl had the sexiest accent, which gave me hope for something to salvage this junior high theater production. The acting and (non)plot was actually comical which made me laugh, which only made me cough and writhe in pain. But I stuck it out waiting for some big sex scene which never came. Just as well, It would have likely made me laugh even more.

When the troupe went out and returned to the one-house village again and again after acomplishing nothing, one says "After all this, here we are -AGAIN". I am positive that this was not in the script but just came out and got left in. Perfect.

I can only hope that these starving actors at least got lunch for the one day it took to write and film this tome.
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