This is my second attempt at reviewing this film. The first time, it was deleted due to an abuse report, by another user. Not sure why. So, here we go, the toned down version.....
It gets 2. Because 1 would seem unnecessarily cruel.
What's all this about every rubbish UK gangster film (dwarf with a sword stick, oooh, yes, ALL gangsters have one of them...) now has to be compared with Guy Ritchie. I mean, he was doing Tarantino rip-offs, badly. This is a pretty risible attempt at something cool.
Wooden:
script acting direction casting
And what on EARTH was the badly choreographed dancing to the seriously bad song, about half way through? My guess is the one in the middle, dressed in black, was someone's girlfriend, 'cos she SERIOUSLY couldn't dance. Come to think of it, I'm guessing they were ALL friends and partners of the cast and crew, but they looked sad and zombified.
Oh, fer Goodness sake, where on EARTH do you start?
One and a half million quid? Who on EARTH thought that was an even half way good idea?
Not bad enough to be the worst film, far far too bland for that.
Oh, I give up. I've said far more than it deserves, already.
It gets 2. Because 1 would seem unnecessarily cruel.
What's all this about every rubbish UK gangster film (dwarf with a sword stick, oooh, yes, ALL gangsters have one of them...) now has to be compared with Guy Ritchie. I mean, he was doing Tarantino rip-offs, badly. This is a pretty risible attempt at something cool.
Wooden:
script acting direction casting
And what on EARTH was the badly choreographed dancing to the seriously bad song, about half way through? My guess is the one in the middle, dressed in black, was someone's girlfriend, 'cos she SERIOUSLY couldn't dance. Come to think of it, I'm guessing they were ALL friends and partners of the cast and crew, but they looked sad and zombified.
Oh, fer Goodness sake, where on EARTH do you start?
One and a half million quid? Who on EARTH thought that was an even half way good idea?
Not bad enough to be the worst film, far far too bland for that.
Oh, I give up. I've said far more than it deserves, already.