15 minutes into this movie you will have figured out practically how every event will unfold; there are no twists, turns, surprises of any sort. Was this a cheesy Harlequin Romance written by a 17 year old girl? Unbelievable settings; everyone is seemingly wealthy, unlikely timelines; letter getting from Italy to ..anywhere so quickly (never mind actually GETTING there!), the appropriate people having died, you name it, it will be found here. Amazingly everyone they encounter seems to know English and having been to Italy I can assure you this is far from the truth. Also just about everyone in Italy appears to be a smoker yet I am not sure I even saw one smoker in this borefest. Extraordinary coincidences abound and clichés are clicheed to death.
Terrible.
Terrible.