Some have said that "Golfballs!" is a rip-off of "Caddy Shack" but I disagree. "Caddy Shack" has good actors and mostly funny situations. This movie has actors who few have heard of, actors who have not been in anything else that you might have seen.
There is one exception, Christy Tummond as Liberty Pennytree . She is pretty and well-constructed, and never takes her clothes off. But really, to be honest, she wasn't much of an actress either.
There is a story here, the fancy country club has a run-down public course next door, and they want to buy it to build condos in South Florida. But the old man who owns it (Liberty Pennytree's granddad) doesn't want to give it up, even though he is mostly just going broke. But in a stroke of genius they decide to invite some local strippers to be caddies, and cart-wash girls, the course gets real busy. It starts to make money.
But the rival country club owner produces a document which he claims will give him rights to acquire the property, and they two owners decide to settle it with a golf match, winner take all. Each man plays, plus the "pro" of his choice, total score wins.
Well everything degenerates from there, and you can pretty well figure out what happens.
Why did I watch this? My theory is, the only way you can really appreciate good movies is to occasionally see a real 'clunker.' This one is a real clunker.
There is one exception, Christy Tummond as Liberty Pennytree . She is pretty and well-constructed, and never takes her clothes off. But really, to be honest, she wasn't much of an actress either.
There is a story here, the fancy country club has a run-down public course next door, and they want to buy it to build condos in South Florida. But the old man who owns it (Liberty Pennytree's granddad) doesn't want to give it up, even though he is mostly just going broke. But in a stroke of genius they decide to invite some local strippers to be caddies, and cart-wash girls, the course gets real busy. It starts to make money.
But the rival country club owner produces a document which he claims will give him rights to acquire the property, and they two owners decide to settle it with a golf match, winner take all. Each man plays, plus the "pro" of his choice, total score wins.
Well everything degenerates from there, and you can pretty well figure out what happens.
Why did I watch this? My theory is, the only way you can really appreciate good movies is to occasionally see a real 'clunker.' This one is a real clunker.