Assassin's Bullet (I) (2012)
2/10
Bad but not incomprehensible
7 January 2013
Warning: Spoilers
So this showed up in my queue the other day and sat through it. Yeah, its pretty bad. I am surprised Sutherland and Slater signed on to this.

I read the reviews and was stunned by the number of people who said they couldn't follow along with this. It's fairly straight forward what the story line is: hot vigilante/multiple personality disorder person (English Teacher, Assassin and of course belly dancer) is fighting Islamic terrorists in Bulgaria while CIA/State Department/English as a Second language program US government guy falls in love with one of her personalities (yep, the belly dancer personality so that the directors can shot lots of footage of scantily dressed women dancing). Meanwhile in the belly dancing bars, Slater looks like a teenager losing his mind in a strip club.

Some random violence. Some random blood and some random belly dancing.

I gave it a 2 because there are only certain films that I save that distinction of a "1" for to highlight what the worse possible use of your life could be.

Cheers.
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