Review of Watermelon Contest

. . . as the United States Government's official Library of Congress, the Edison National Historic site, and the Museum of Modern Art all agree that this 1896 kinetoshort is WATERMELON EATING CONTEST, not "Watermelon Contest" (which would denote a watermelon GROWING competition!). Furthermore, (though someone pointed out that technically itz not cricket to refer to other reviews in your own review) I cannot restrain myself from pointing out that two-thirds of the previous reviews for this bit TALK ABOUT A DIFFERENT Edison flick, 1903's WATERMELON EATING CONTEST, which features four contestants compared to the two who were willing to be filmed seven years earlier. Secondly, the other third of reviews places this remake in 1900 (the Victorian Age), rather than prescribing it correctly into the Edwardian Epoch. These "contests" must have been pretty informal; no kind of umpire or referee is present, so each of the entrants spit out what looks to be 99% of their bitten-off melon (exactly 6 expectorations apiece during the 18.48 seconds this so-called competition runs). I can only assume the government is preserving this until someone is found who remembers what the contest rules actually were (maybe the object was to swallow the seeds, and spit out the fruit?!). At any rate, the 1903 remake is equally clueless--still no referees or judges, but just as much spitting of fruit by the participating quartet.