Review of Lionpower from MGM

. . . it must be sitting through nearly half an hour of non-stop, haphazardly-arranged, inconsistently formatted ads for almost three dozen crappy movies! Last Friday TCM (Turner Classic Movies) arranged the perfect double feature treat for its patrons by following up THE HOUSE OF SEVEN CORPSES with this exercise in masochism from MGM. (It must have been sevens theme night, as the channel earlier displayed ROBIN AND THE 7 HOODS, while this promo lasts twenty-SEVEN minutes: TCM's programmers may be scraping the bottom of the barrel.) From the studio which gave us GONE WITH THE WIND and THE WIZARD OF OZ in the same year, who would not be thrilled to learn that MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY DAUGHTER, SOL MADRID, and GUNS FOR SAN SEBASTIAN all were in the pipeline, coming to a theater near you soon? Does anyone do before and after IQ testing of Hollywood rookies? If the average employee loses 10 points every year they produce, screenwrite, or direct in Hollywood, it would explain so much!