Review of The Cloth

The Cloth (2013)
3/10
Ugh, bad bad bad!
26 April 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Wowza, there aren't enough words to describe this mess of a movie, but i'll give it a try: stink, bomb, horrid, deplorable, terrible.....

OK, admittedly I did read a couple of the reviews, but I always like forming my own opinion, and the fact that Danny Trejo was in it, made me want to watch it. First mistake was that Danny was barely in it for 5 mins, much to my huge disappointment, but hey Eric Roberts was in it too. Yep, he got even less air time than Danny. That was pretty much it for the actors that made me want to watch it.

Now on to the good/bad stuff. The movie was bad. Not even campy bad like Evil Dead (which I absolutely love!), but BAD. The acting was horrible, the direction, cinematography and music didn't match, and the characters were forgettable and even in some cases annoying (aka, the lead character). I just couldn't connect with their story lines. Why didn't I just stop watching it? A movie has to be beyond bad for me to stop watching it, that's just how I am. I have to watch to the end to see if it gets any better.

Overall assessment: 3/10. The 3 stars just because of Danny and Eric... Watch and form your own opinion, but it was a wasted 1 1/2hr.

Cheers
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