1/10
Waste of money, time, and memory
12 June 2013
I would break down everything I HATE about this flick (believe me: there are a lot of reasons), I won't for two reasons:

1.I saw this flick a couple months ago, so my memory is a bit vague 2.I already posted a review once before, but it got deleted for some reason

Here's my brief review:

This movie is 30 different kinds of terrible. I only saw this movie because a friend of mine was in it (he hates the film too). What I was treated to that evening was what I can only describe as a cinematic middle finger. The plot went off on tangents that either served no purpose or were so clunky that it was like fitting a square peg into a round hole and the character motivations were almost impossible to discern. The dialogue was littered with awkward cursing for the sake of cursing and ridiculous character interaction, the acting was mind-numbing at best, and the cinematography was just plain dull.

The only part of the whole flick that I found borderline enjoyable was trying to figure out where they were in the towns I have spent many summer vacations traversing.

If you are ever given the opportunity to see this trying-so-hard-to-be-artistic-and-deep-that-it- hurts-to-watch pile of crap: DON'T, unless it's free, and even then I would recommend it for sheer riff value with friends.

Side note: the cast list is missing the son of the antagonist who was pretty freaking integral to most of the plot. My friend tells me his name is Shane Spencer. Just thought I'd mention that.
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