PLEASE GOD NO!!!! - I watch a LOT of films - up to 8 or 9 a day and rarely feel the need to review a title but I can honestly say this is the worst film I have seen this year - the acting is awful - you kind of expect that from a low budget horror but the actors sank to depths I've not seen since the 80s - the delivery of everyone was like a badly dubbed Japanese film - even the two "stars" were well below par (whose bright idea was it to cast Danny Trejo as an Irish priest??) Lighting was bad - outside shots are almost unwatchable due to the white glare across the actors' faces - the guy who played Helix? - what was his accent? - it seemed to be a cross between French, Scots and Bosnian!! - I really wanted to turn this off and it's very, very rare that I do but I just wanted to see if it picked up - sadly not -- I read some of the reviews before I watched and have never seen so many rating it at one star - I thought that was a bit harsh then realised you can't give it a minus star -- someone needs to call a real exorcist to rid us all of the demon that is this film - I read that the writer/director/"actor" of this film has tried to get bad reviews removed - that just shows an inability to accept criticism - if you can't take it then either make something passable or just give up - ZERO out of 10 - makes Uwe Boll look like Orson Welles
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