I wish I owned a copy of this on DVD just so I could snap the disc into two pieces and burn them (each one, about as worthwhile as this waste) and then flush the ashes down the toilet.
Opening shots are cropped to show as much of the babe's cleavage as possible. Then we see her taking a leak, before apparently being killed, off-screen. Oh, brother.....
I've said in a couple of other reviews, that I hate it when the opening credits are superimposed over point-of-view shots of someone driving, which is what we next see here. I look out the window on my way to and from work everyday, why the bloody hell do I want to watch a so-called movie of the same? Opening POV credits run from 4 minutes, to 12 minutes into this thing. Slash nearly eight minutes off the 69 minutes run time and we're already down to a run time of only 61 minutes.
Cute girls, but I can go to any bar to see that. Speaking of bars, almost this entire flick takes place in one bar, probably after it had closed one night, before the sun came up the next morning. And they had the ugliest girls in this thing making out, why? And why were the scenes of Night Of The Living Dead thrown in at random? Eliminate those five or six minutes from the run time, and we're left with about a 56 minutes long run time.
Most of the remainder is just these losers hanging out in a small bar, babbling.
The film proper ends at 54 minutes, with the remainder of its 69 minute run time spent on the lengthy closing credits (in which the filmmakers put numerous, poorly spelt jokes) and showing Night Of The Living Dead! Which brings its overall run time down to about 42 minutes.
42 minutes of homophobic, unfunny, amateurish diarrhea.
And incidentally, THERE WERE NO ZOMBIES in this so-called Zombietown!
Opening shots are cropped to show as much of the babe's cleavage as possible. Then we see her taking a leak, before apparently being killed, off-screen. Oh, brother.....
I've said in a couple of other reviews, that I hate it when the opening credits are superimposed over point-of-view shots of someone driving, which is what we next see here. I look out the window on my way to and from work everyday, why the bloody hell do I want to watch a so-called movie of the same? Opening POV credits run from 4 minutes, to 12 minutes into this thing. Slash nearly eight minutes off the 69 minutes run time and we're already down to a run time of only 61 minutes.
Cute girls, but I can go to any bar to see that. Speaking of bars, almost this entire flick takes place in one bar, probably after it had closed one night, before the sun came up the next morning. And they had the ugliest girls in this thing making out, why? And why were the scenes of Night Of The Living Dead thrown in at random? Eliminate those five or six minutes from the run time, and we're left with about a 56 minutes long run time.
Most of the remainder is just these losers hanging out in a small bar, babbling.
The film proper ends at 54 minutes, with the remainder of its 69 minute run time spent on the lengthy closing credits (in which the filmmakers put numerous, poorly spelt jokes) and showing Night Of The Living Dead! Which brings its overall run time down to about 42 minutes.
42 minutes of homophobic, unfunny, amateurish diarrhea.
And incidentally, THERE WERE NO ZOMBIES in this so-called Zombietown!