"The Devil In Me" (Not Devil Seed, more on that later) is a cliché ridden, hilarious mess, and the only way I can come to terms with it is by compiling one of my infamous lists. So, here goes...
1. Why is the victim of these atrocities always 'The new girl in town?'
2. Why is the only one doing nude scenes the bimbo with the boob job with a bit part?
3. Why would you break into a psychics for a 60 dollar reading after a heavy night out drinking?
4. Why is it the initial SHOCK when you hear a noise turns out to be nothing, but it always followed by the REAL SCARE?
5. Why bother possessing someone you're raping so she'll give birth to THE ANTICHRIST?
6. Why is it so convenient that the school councellor's father turns out to be A BLOOMIN' EXORCIST?!
7. Why can a demonic spirit in flight be stopped by A SHOWER CURTAIN?!
8. Why is this marketed as a horror when it should be a comedy? (18 you say?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA etc)
9. Why bother changing the name of the film in the UK? (Might have been better if they'd changed the director, writer, actors, caterers...)
10. Why, in this genre, do the credits ALWAYS begin with an appalling loud cacophony of noise by a metal band you've never heard of?
I'm sure there are more, many more, but I'm off now to take some paracetamol and have a lie down. I've just got time for perhaps the most important question of them all: 11. Why was this ever made?! 4/10
1. Why is the victim of these atrocities always 'The new girl in town?'
2. Why is the only one doing nude scenes the bimbo with the boob job with a bit part?
3. Why would you break into a psychics for a 60 dollar reading after a heavy night out drinking?
4. Why is it the initial SHOCK when you hear a noise turns out to be nothing, but it always followed by the REAL SCARE?
5. Why bother possessing someone you're raping so she'll give birth to THE ANTICHRIST?
6. Why is it so convenient that the school councellor's father turns out to be A BLOOMIN' EXORCIST?!
7. Why can a demonic spirit in flight be stopped by A SHOWER CURTAIN?!
8. Why is this marketed as a horror when it should be a comedy? (18 you say?! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA etc)
9. Why bother changing the name of the film in the UK? (Might have been better if they'd changed the director, writer, actors, caterers...)
10. Why, in this genre, do the credits ALWAYS begin with an appalling loud cacophony of noise by a metal band you've never heard of?
I'm sure there are more, many more, but I'm off now to take some paracetamol and have a lie down. I've just got time for perhaps the most important question of them all: 11. Why was this ever made?! 4/10