This. Is. The. Worst. Film. Ever. Made. Whose bright idea was it to make this spawn of Satan you might ask? Universal studios of course! And they straight up butchered our childhood's. It is disgustingly revolting. The sheer thought of THIS as an adaptation of a KIDS book that we all read and grew up with, just makes me sick to my stomach. Also, I would like to go punch the MPAA in the face for not making this a PG-13 film of an adaption of a kids book for crying out loud. Let me give you a few reasons why this movie is my least favorite movie of all time. 10. This should have been an animated movie. I would have liked it a heck more if this was animated. At least then I could give it some credibility. 9. What gave them the idea to make this an actual movie. Look, I don't care if Hollywood adapts more books into movies as long as they represent the source material. 8. IT does not represent the source material and doesn't understand why the material was great to begin with. 7. The casting of Mike Myers as the cat. I love Mike Myers but he just doesn't seem like the type to play this sort of character. I would have preferred Robert Downey, Jr. 6. The pop cultural references which I hate with a passion. 5. The acting. Breslin and Dakota are just so bland and boring. Steven Hawking's voice- box emotes more emotion than these two do. 4. The director, Bo Welsh, is a production designer and better than a director I must say. 3. Rated PG?! That is the dumbest decision the MPAA has made since giving Roger Rabbit the same rating, which totally deserved the same rating. Seriously, the boy almost said the s-word!!!! 2. If Dr. Seuss was alive, he would rage all over the execs. At universal. 1. The fact that this actually exists!!! Worst movie ever made. Worse than batman and robin by just a tiny little bit. 1/10
Review of The Cat in the Hat
