Review of Escape Plan

Hmmm. You know the plot already. Plus points : easy to watch, easy to follow, action packed, the violence and a few naughty words aside this is relatively accessible to all, Stallone & Arnie playing off each other, entertaining. Negative points : plot holes you could drive a truck through (a shortage of black armour faced guards is suddenly replaced with a veritable mob of them suddenly appearing to literally throw themselves on Arnies guns), questionable acting (when Vinnie Jones notices something on the monitors is he querying what he is seeing or is he having a hard time on the toilet), terrible dialogue, predictable ending. Basically this is 'The Expendables' in a glass box. Probably a lot of fun to make, OK to watch, but ultimately instantly forgettable.