8/10
The Vidiot Reviews
7 March 2014
Black Dynamite

The difference between white sticks of dynamite and black sticks of dynamite is that the black ones are longer.

But let's leave the racial penis jokes up to this comedy, shall we.

When his brother is mysteriously killed, former CIA operative Black Dynamite (Michael Jai White) hits the streets for answers.

Eventually, the trail leads to the government, and their plan to add a chemical to a new brand of malt liquor that will shrink the junk of every African-American man.

But Black Dynamite and his crew (Tommy Davidson, Phil Morris, Byron Minns) are unprepared for the real perpetrator behind this cultural shriveling - a cross-dressing President Richard Nixon.

Outlandish as it is hilarious, this salute to 1970s Kung Fu and blaxploitation movies pays homage to the much-maligned genres while lampooning both to a T.

Besides, if US genital size decreases, America will no longer be a threat to China.

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