I was writing better stories and dialogue while playing with my He-Man action figures back in the eighties. The storyline is childish and there are dozens of mistakes in terms of logic. The "Everything's wrong with..." team on Youtube would have a field day with this. To list just a few:
I can go on about the stupid things regarding this movie but I have already wasted enough of my life for it.
Avoid at all costs. Break up with your lover if he or she insists to watch this.
- How the hell the Punisher calmly walked out of that exploded warehouse, completely unaffected by the flames?
- Cane told The Punisher where the base was and they were not expecting them?
- Why the soldiers detecting Punisher at the base do not signal an alarm?
- Punisher kills three SHIELD agents, got locked up in a cell, Fury says he will stay there and you know what? To hell with all that, Natasha will just let him out, take him to the hangar and fix him a transport.
- What does the so-called super soldiers are good for anyway? We saw one tearing up the streets in the news and that was it. In Madripoor, they all stood there and stared at the heroes while being shot and punched.
- Elihas has super strength. He can punch through concrete. There is no way the Black Widow can trade so many punches and kicks with someone at that power level.
- Punisher kills the big bad boss with a knife. Really? The would-be conqueror of the world can be stabbed to death with an ordinary life. I am not convinced that neither the foot soldiers nor the leader of the Levithian was much of a threat for the world.
I can go on about the stupid things regarding this movie but I have already wasted enough of my life for it.
Avoid at all costs. Break up with your lover if he or she insists to watch this.