Red Rose of Normandy (2011 Video)
1/10
Hopeless, hapless, inane, pathetic attempt at cinema
26 May 2014
Warning: Spoilers
I thought this was a poor parody or a dreadful comedy about the Third Reich, having just stumbled on it on TV. It purports to be a serious motion picture, however. Oh Dear!

The acting is less than 3rd-rate, the script a joke. Even the uniforms do not fit too well.

One of the "actresses" who is a Nazi nurse wears a skirt several inches above her knees and apparently has just received uber-excessive lip- plumping, for she cannot close her mouth properly, looks like a fish gulping; her face is like a mask, almost frightening.

There is some kind of plot or storyline, but I could not detect it, and I could not bear the thought of watching this cinematic dross through to its conclusion. There is a romance involved, and I suppose the Nazis end up losing the war, as usual.

Truly, this is one of the weirdest films I have ever encountered. It will very quickly be forgotten, though, and I advise you NOT to bother with it at all.

In a word: "abysmal".
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