Song in Farm Scene:
Dear Olivia- Hello from warm and sunny paradise (dressed in army clothes) As I stroll these grounds the fragrance is nice (shovels horse-s**t) In my silk shay lounge I sleep all day (alarm goes off at 4:50 am) Call the maitre d I'll have the soufflé
The bird's in tune The bud's in bloom The light shines from the enchanting moon The Prince is here The help's in gear (fights with a snake, realizes it's a cord) A foot massage A lending ear
I'm learning skill-sets that you've never seen I've been so lucky in my mentoring (Olivia's dad watches Andrew rip his shirt on a post nail)
Flora and fauna are my true calling (accidentally cuts rose off) The Bougouse say its a trait of a king (lands face down in mud)
So bow to me my subjects (the dad shows him proper way to cut a vine) I know I'm great It's not too late to be just like me Yeah Yeah Yeah!
The townsfolk love me and they treat me well (runs naked thru vineyard, covers private parts with vines) We got each other's backs Don't ask Don't tell (Dad looks down at Andrew from top of hill, sees Andrew pretend to hump the dog. Andrew notices him watching and pretends that he's just petting him)
Just don't cross me and push me to fight The lights go out the night you meet my wicked right ((dad shows him how to punch) So bring Mai Tai's Let's have some fun (Cleans house inside/outside) Rock the house The work's all done Don't work too hard cause life is short (holds broom up on porch like Rocky) Kick up your feet The ship's in port Spread your wings and learn to fly (holds chest like he's out of breath) The time is now I will get by Oh where is the maitre d (Pissed off by alarm clock, turns and falls off bed)
"I'm Rich" song where Olivia teaches Andrew to be normal:
We don't live in a mansion Neither of us are a star We're famous to one another but no one else even knows who we are I'm shopping in the day time Black sweat pants and dark sunglasses Our disguise keeps us protected from the uninterested masses Making believe/We're a tabloid headline Supermarket Superstars Making a scene/ No cameras to catch us we speed away in a car Having a blast/ ? Ocean lost in the sand and the sea Making it last/ Supermarket Superstars another paparazzi We will make the top of the gossip column when I lean in to give you a kiss
FAVORITE SCENES
1. When he's trying to be the producer Bob Evans and have Dave do a documentary of him. 2. When he's being interviewed at the top of the pool slide. Absurd. 3. When he tries to show his acting talents in a wheelchair for his acting video because that's how all those actors in the 80's and 90's won Oscars. When he says "they'r retards. They win Oscars from Rain Man all the way to Sean Penn." "I don't think you can say that word anymore." "Sean Penn?" "Retards!" Classic. I know it's not PC but this was filmed before Tropic Thunder came out. 4. When he stars in a movie and can't act his way out of a paper bag. "It's Risky at Best!" 5. When he lives with the PinPin family and Tiny Lim (based on Tiny Tim from Christmas Carol). The two workers overhear about his belongings to rob him later. Then when Andrew acts like a bad ass, they teach him how to talk black and get laid, you can guess what happens. But he's hilarious the way he screams "why don't you lick my b**ls and suck my d**k cause you datin' a n**GA bio*ch!" 6. Every time Olivia runs into an actor, they go off on her. 7. When he pisses in the plant, his pants are all the way down like a 4 yr old. 8. Every time the old man smacks him in the face with the walking stick that he doesn't even need to help him walk. 9.. When he's trying to beat off but the computer dies, he uses a picture of the blind grandma to finish ROFL. That earns a stick hit to the face lol. 10. Both scenes with the fake security guards. 11. The whole farm sequence is good (not all meant to be funny but good) 12. BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE: Restaurant scene 13. Serious scene where he gets out of bed on a mission and then Olivia asks why he has a string hanging out his ass. He holds up a tampon box and says "It says it absorbs the wetness." Whaaaaat? Genius. 14. "I've got a thousand dollars!" "Andrew, this loan's at 30% interest. 15. BEST ACTING IN THE MOVIE: When he breaks down crying and says goodbye to V-Man. I think he could act in serious movies cause he's really good. I cry at that part damn near every time. 16. When he rescues PinPin family dressed like a cowboy. 17. When all his charity buckets are empty. 18. When he doesn't know how to drive the Ferrari and the girl has to do it for him. 19. Bloopers at end credits
FAVORITE DELETED SCENES
1. When he and Leo are dressed like Daddy Warbucks/Annie and they sing the Annie song 2. Alley gang war between the old men. 3. When he falls down the pool slide fully clothed. 4. When he has all his temper tantrums. Wish they stayed in the movie.
I mostly agree with the independent critic Richard Propes about this movie. http://www.theindependentcritic.com/evolution_of_andrew_andrews He gave it a B but that was a very early cut of the movie. I give this movie an A. There are just too many layers.
Dear Olivia- Hello from warm and sunny paradise (dressed in army clothes) As I stroll these grounds the fragrance is nice (shovels horse-s**t) In my silk shay lounge I sleep all day (alarm goes off at 4:50 am) Call the maitre d I'll have the soufflé
The bird's in tune The bud's in bloom The light shines from the enchanting moon The Prince is here The help's in gear (fights with a snake, realizes it's a cord) A foot massage A lending ear
I'm learning skill-sets that you've never seen I've been so lucky in my mentoring (Olivia's dad watches Andrew rip his shirt on a post nail)
Flora and fauna are my true calling (accidentally cuts rose off) The Bougouse say its a trait of a king (lands face down in mud)
So bow to me my subjects (the dad shows him proper way to cut a vine) I know I'm great It's not too late to be just like me Yeah Yeah Yeah!
The townsfolk love me and they treat me well (runs naked thru vineyard, covers private parts with vines) We got each other's backs Don't ask Don't tell (Dad looks down at Andrew from top of hill, sees Andrew pretend to hump the dog. Andrew notices him watching and pretends that he's just petting him)
Just don't cross me and push me to fight The lights go out the night you meet my wicked right ((dad shows him how to punch) So bring Mai Tai's Let's have some fun (Cleans house inside/outside) Rock the house The work's all done Don't work too hard cause life is short (holds broom up on porch like Rocky) Kick up your feet The ship's in port Spread your wings and learn to fly (holds chest like he's out of breath) The time is now I will get by Oh where is the maitre d (Pissed off by alarm clock, turns and falls off bed)
"I'm Rich" song where Olivia teaches Andrew to be normal:
We don't live in a mansion Neither of us are a star We're famous to one another but no one else even knows who we are I'm shopping in the day time Black sweat pants and dark sunglasses Our disguise keeps us protected from the uninterested masses Making believe/We're a tabloid headline Supermarket Superstars Making a scene/ No cameras to catch us we speed away in a car Having a blast/ ? Ocean lost in the sand and the sea Making it last/ Supermarket Superstars another paparazzi We will make the top of the gossip column when I lean in to give you a kiss
FAVORITE SCENES
1. When he's trying to be the producer Bob Evans and have Dave do a documentary of him. 2. When he's being interviewed at the top of the pool slide. Absurd. 3. When he tries to show his acting talents in a wheelchair for his acting video because that's how all those actors in the 80's and 90's won Oscars. When he says "they'r retards. They win Oscars from Rain Man all the way to Sean Penn." "I don't think you can say that word anymore." "Sean Penn?" "Retards!" Classic. I know it's not PC but this was filmed before Tropic Thunder came out. 4. When he stars in a movie and can't act his way out of a paper bag. "It's Risky at Best!" 5. When he lives with the PinPin family and Tiny Lim (based on Tiny Tim from Christmas Carol). The two workers overhear about his belongings to rob him later. Then when Andrew acts like a bad ass, they teach him how to talk black and get laid, you can guess what happens. But he's hilarious the way he screams "why don't you lick my b**ls and suck my d**k cause you datin' a n**GA bio*ch!" 6. Every time Olivia runs into an actor, they go off on her. 7. When he pisses in the plant, his pants are all the way down like a 4 yr old. 8. Every time the old man smacks him in the face with the walking stick that he doesn't even need to help him walk. 9.. When he's trying to beat off but the computer dies, he uses a picture of the blind grandma to finish ROFL. That earns a stick hit to the face lol. 10. Both scenes with the fake security guards. 11. The whole farm sequence is good (not all meant to be funny but good) 12. BEST SCENE IN THE MOVIE: Restaurant scene 13. Serious scene where he gets out of bed on a mission and then Olivia asks why he has a string hanging out his ass. He holds up a tampon box and says "It says it absorbs the wetness." Whaaaaat? Genius. 14. "I've got a thousand dollars!" "Andrew, this loan's at 30% interest. 15. BEST ACTING IN THE MOVIE: When he breaks down crying and says goodbye to V-Man. I think he could act in serious movies cause he's really good. I cry at that part damn near every time. 16. When he rescues PinPin family dressed like a cowboy. 17. When all his charity buckets are empty. 18. When he doesn't know how to drive the Ferrari and the girl has to do it for him. 19. Bloopers at end credits
FAVORITE DELETED SCENES
1. When he and Leo are dressed like Daddy Warbucks/Annie and they sing the Annie song 2. Alley gang war between the old men. 3. When he falls down the pool slide fully clothed. 4. When he has all his temper tantrums. Wish they stayed in the movie.
I mostly agree with the independent critic Richard Propes about this movie. http://www.theindependentcritic.com/evolution_of_andrew_andrews He gave it a B but that was a very early cut of the movie. I give this movie an A. There are just too many layers.