I totally blame the SyFy channel (where I watched this wonderful cinematic masterpiece this afternoon....after 3 others that numbed my brain....) 'Shark Week' doesn't even start for a couple more weeks, and they already have me hooked! Let's be real: as a movie, this one SUCKS. But pop some popcorn, pick up some (really strong) adult beverages, and just enjoy the train wreck that is "Malibu Shark Attack".
SPOILER ALERT: not sure why it took 1/2-hour for the tsunami to (finally) hit...(and did not appreciate the 'newscaster's comparison to the REAL tsunami that hit Indonesia in 2004). But the horribly-fake computer-generated tsunami appears well after the horribly-fake computer-generated "sharks". The heroes, stuck in one hell of a sturdy lifeguard shack, make you root for the sharks -- from the bleach-blonde teen bimbo to the newly-engaged couple who have NO chemistry. At all. Horribly fake CPR...horribly fake "stitches".... They even use horribly fake "Jaws"-esque music. AND I COULDN'T TURN THE STUPID MOVIE OFF.
SPOILER ALERT: not sure why it took 1/2-hour for the tsunami to (finally) hit...(and did not appreciate the 'newscaster's comparison to the REAL tsunami that hit Indonesia in 2004). But the horribly-fake computer-generated tsunami appears well after the horribly-fake computer-generated "sharks". The heroes, stuck in one hell of a sturdy lifeguard shack, make you root for the sharks -- from the bleach-blonde teen bimbo to the newly-engaged couple who have NO chemistry. At all. Horribly fake CPR...horribly fake "stitches".... They even use horribly fake "Jaws"-esque music. AND I COULDN'T TURN THE STUPID MOVIE OFF.