Review of Geordie Shore

It's a pity that there is no below-zero rating on IMDb for I would surely have given this so-called piece of entertainment a minus infinity rating. Being an ex-pat Geordie myself I do look out for things of interest from "home" but this show is in no way representative of the Geordieland that I grew up in. Admittedly I'm on the wrong side of seventy years old but this trash is not entertainment and it is not representative of any true Geordie that I have ever known - it is barely representative of any "almost human being" that I've ever known. Adjectives that spring immediately to mind such as disgusting, immoral, moronic and such do not adequately describe either the show itself or the "almost-human" garbage whose grotesque waste of life it portrays. Save your sanity and your dignity and do not watch this obscene waste of footage : you'll get a bigger and better dose of entertainment by hitting yourself with a ten pound hammer and sleeping it off. Then at least you won't have to deal with the memory of having watched a bunch of sociopathic tramps having what to them is a "good" time. Why anyone of any age would watch this superficial and excremental tripe is beyond me.