If the transformers were created millions of light-years away, why is there a samurai transformer who talks with a Japanese accent? Why do they all talk in slang or like little children? Why is there a transformer smoking a metal cigar? What in the name of almighty God could he possibly be smoking it for? He's made out of metal. Also, if Megatron were able to take over the body that was created using his head, why were all the other transformers made in the lab completely evil and completely resigned to following his every whim? Transformers: Age of Extinction, proving once and for all that a giant budget trumps all other story elements in the minds of the masses. Also, this turd was far longer than it needed to be.
Review of Transformers: Age of Extinction
