Mystic Blade (2014)
1/10
Poorly acted, badly scripted, this is the worst action/martial arts film I've seen in a very long time
2 March 2015
The summary says it all really. It was about an hour and twenty longer than it should have been.

Actually, I retract that, the cartoon montage pieces were actually not that bad, but they only made up about five minutes of the whole movie.

I wish I could charge a creativity fee for the time I wasted watching this movie but I fear the makers couldn't possibly stump up the price.

If I could only use one word to describe this cinematic excrement I'd have to invent one by melding "yetch" and "blergh"......maybe "BLYERGHTCH"...

I thought the one saving grace would be that it ended without the possibility of ever having a sequel but even that consolation was denied me.

I remember seeing a badly dubbed Mad Max clone from Italy in the late Eighty's that contained anal rape and the term "Mother-grabber" in the same scene. After watching this I can understand how those terms can fit together.

Shame on you David Ismalone, shame.
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