Review of VANish

VANish (2015)
1/10
The.Worst.Movie.Ever.
6 March 2015
This movie was pathetic. The acting (or over-acting) was almost laughable, it was so poor. Virtually the entire movie takes place in a van (which quickly gets boring). The character interactions (such as they are) are almost parodies unto themselves. The story is non- existent. Nothing is accomplished, other than serving as a platform for an hour and a half of gory bloodshed and mangled bodies. Playing up Danny Trejo as a "plus" for the movie is a joke, as his part is less than 5 minutes (and done just as poorly as the others).

If this were intended to be a farce, it was highly successful. Unfortunately, from what I can tell, it is supposed to be a serious movie. The language is extremely raw. As to "special effects", I have seen better "bloodshed" in high school drama class. The make-up was overdone. And the basic premise was so unbelievable that I almost turned it off several times -- only watching to the end so that I could make sure I could review the entire movie.

Stay away from this piece of junk. It is truly horrible.
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