-Zombeavers (2015) movie review: -Zombeavers is the latest in the genre of intentionally stupid horror films, this one following a group of young adults staying at a cabin who get attacks by a group of zombie beavers. Potential Oscar contender right there.
-At the end of the year, I am going to make two Top 10 Worst lists. One of the Top 10 Worst films of 2015 and one of the Top 10 Worst Horror films of 2015. If that gives you any indication of what this review is going to be like.
-The story is cliché and presented with every cliché in the book as painfully stupid as possible.
-The pace was fine once the film got moving, but it took one-third of the film to get moving! -The acting was not bad, except one guy, but nobody was that good.
-The characters were all shallow horror-clichés.
-I don't remember the music that much, but I do remember a song about Zombeavers at the end. It was classy. And pretty funny. Better than the Sharknado song.
-The effects were what made the film bad on purpose, because yeah. Puppets.
-The biggest problem with all of Zombeavers is that, unlike Sharknado, it was not trying to be stupid 100% of the time. It was stupid, but not funny stupid. Just stupid stupid. You'd imagine a film called Zombeavers would at least make an effort to make fun of the horror genre, but all it does is add to the other dumb films like it.
-Zombeavers was dumb. It had a tiny bit of entertainment value and a funny song during the credits, but that can't make up for a film that had mockery effects and cliché everything else. Yeah Zombeavers is not worth seeing. Ever.
-It also carries a stronger R rating with some language throughout, violence, some sexual content, and some nudity.
-At the end of the year, I am going to make two Top 10 Worst lists. One of the Top 10 Worst films of 2015 and one of the Top 10 Worst Horror films of 2015. If that gives you any indication of what this review is going to be like.
-The story is cliché and presented with every cliché in the book as painfully stupid as possible.
-The pace was fine once the film got moving, but it took one-third of the film to get moving! -The acting was not bad, except one guy, but nobody was that good.
-The characters were all shallow horror-clichés.
-I don't remember the music that much, but I do remember a song about Zombeavers at the end. It was classy. And pretty funny. Better than the Sharknado song.
-The effects were what made the film bad on purpose, because yeah. Puppets.
-The biggest problem with all of Zombeavers is that, unlike Sharknado, it was not trying to be stupid 100% of the time. It was stupid, but not funny stupid. Just stupid stupid. You'd imagine a film called Zombeavers would at least make an effort to make fun of the horror genre, but all it does is add to the other dumb films like it.
-Zombeavers was dumb. It had a tiny bit of entertainment value and a funny song during the credits, but that can't make up for a film that had mockery effects and cliché everything else. Yeah Zombeavers is not worth seeing. Ever.
-It also carries a stronger R rating with some language throughout, violence, some sexual content, and some nudity.