Review of Dark Matter

Dark Matter (2015–2017)
1/10
Absolutely terrible
13 June 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Let me start by saying I actually like SF and I really wanted this show to be good, or even just 'ok'. Unfortunately all the desire in the world can't turn a turd into gold. And this is a real turd of a show folks.

How bad is it, you ask? Well, this should sum it up. One of the 6 characters is an Asian male, so of course when they are searching the ship they woke up on, he stumbles upon a gods honest martial arts room with Katanas and other "Asian" weaponry lying everywhere (keep in mind this is a cargo ship with a population of 6) and of course our Asian dude picks up 2 blades and suddenly remembers all the flashy stuff he can do with them and shows it off in the most obnoxious way possible. It's like some 16 year old douche-bro wrote this stuff.

Taking aside the outdated set design (it looks like something from the 80s), the bad special effects, the wooden acting, the one dimensional characters and the stilted dialogue. Just the general plot of the show is so inexcusably dumb it's hard to wrap your mind around.

My suggestion would be for people to only watch this if they want to have a good laugh in a so bad it's hilarious way, or if are truly desperate for any SF however bad it my be, may God have mercy on your soul.
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