i don't mind watching poorly made movies. they're usually entertaining in their own right. what i do mind is a title/cover intended to dupe the viewer.
'night of the naked dead' implies 'night of the living dead' (aka zombies), but they're naked. this has neither
--spoilers--
what you do have is a poorly written ghost story about two people who died in the 50's coming back to the house where it happened (well, near by, in 'the marshes')
the girl is naked when she shows up on the porch. it's a poorly backlit shot of her for 2 seconds. that's it
as for 'the dead'... it's her and the guy who killed her the first time posing as a cop. those are the two dead people. they look normal, just act odd
i can't tell whether the two leads are any good, because the dialog they gave them is atrocious. the girl has an irish/Scottish accent (i guess?) but its very inconsistent. either she is irish/Scottish and is trying to hide her accent; or she's not and is trying to act the accent? either way she sounds off the whole time
i do applaud the casting director for getting very average looking people. no super models here. the lead guy looks like someone from your softball league.
there's randomly cut scenes (literally appear at random) of a bizarre stuffed-animal fetish girl laughing insanely into the camera that for the love of pete i have no idea her purpose
then there's the two creepy old guys who appear out of nowhere; one of them nude for no apparent reason.
slow, dumb, boring, unoriginal. poorly lit and poorly edited.
something smells... and i think its this movie!
'night of the naked dead' implies 'night of the living dead' (aka zombies), but they're naked. this has neither
--spoilers--
what you do have is a poorly written ghost story about two people who died in the 50's coming back to the house where it happened (well, near by, in 'the marshes')
the girl is naked when she shows up on the porch. it's a poorly backlit shot of her for 2 seconds. that's it
as for 'the dead'... it's her and the guy who killed her the first time posing as a cop. those are the two dead people. they look normal, just act odd
i can't tell whether the two leads are any good, because the dialog they gave them is atrocious. the girl has an irish/Scottish accent (i guess?) but its very inconsistent. either she is irish/Scottish and is trying to hide her accent; or she's not and is trying to act the accent? either way she sounds off the whole time
i do applaud the casting director for getting very average looking people. no super models here. the lead guy looks like someone from your softball league.
there's randomly cut scenes (literally appear at random) of a bizarre stuffed-animal fetish girl laughing insanely into the camera that for the love of pete i have no idea her purpose
then there's the two creepy old guys who appear out of nowhere; one of them nude for no apparent reason.
slow, dumb, boring, unoriginal. poorly lit and poorly edited.
something smells... and i think its this movie!