Review of Trap Happy Porky

. . . terrorists makes strange bedfellows, such as those current bunk mates Barack Obama of America and Russia's "Mad Dog" Putin in their joint bombing of Syria this winter. TRAP HAPPY PORKY opens with vandalizing terrorist mice purposely toppling antique china from Porky's kitchen plate shelf to crack walnuts they've stolen from the pig's supplies and positioned on his floor far below. Porky's store-bought traps merely provide more food for Hubie and Bertie's Mouselamic State predations, but fortunately for Porky, an ingenious Rodent-Hunting cat soon turns up at his door. Thanks to a clever Rube Goldberg device, Hubie and Bertie are no more. Then, just like Navy SEAL Team Six after they Deep-Sixed Osama bin Laden, Mr. Smarty Cat rounds up four feline friends for a night of drunken carousing. Porky immediately recognizes that this butcher-shop quintet is a baritone short, so he rushes to the nearest city's all-night pet store for a pitch perfect bulldog. As soon as Porky returns, seven voices raise a mighty chorus of, "Ding, Dong, the mice are dead!"