This movie was a steaming pile of excrement. The premise is that this Haizmann dude made a pact with Satan a few centuries ago to be able to live forever, the deal being that, if the devil agreed, then Haizmann would be his vessel for the antichrist. Fast forward to 'now' and a high school kid, a college girl, and a disabled teacher are looking for him. They want to see if he still exists and if he's the real deal.
They go meet some terrified dude they'd contacted off the internet. The visit to the apartment is dark and stupid and badly acted, with nine dead, headless chickens hanging from the ceiling fan in terrified's bedroom. It was a 'test', but the teacher is 'affected' by it. Later, she meets terrified in a wooded park, where he and 'someone else' accost her. It's badly lit, and the sound quality sucks donkey d**k. First it sounds like it's recorded in a vacuum, then the dialogue is super loud, then the outside noises drown out the dialogue. Some guest spots by Clint Howard, the guy from "My Dinner with Andre," and Tippi Hedren. I can only assume that they desperately needed the money.
The 'black mass' was a joke. Abysmally plotted out, with everyone singing 'ring around the rosies'. WTF? To top it off, the movie stopped playing in the middle. I didn't even get to watch this hamfisted mess to the end.
Do not invest either the time or the money on this turkey. Don't watch it on the IMDb freebie, either, because you won't get the whole movie.
They go meet some terrified dude they'd contacted off the internet. The visit to the apartment is dark and stupid and badly acted, with nine dead, headless chickens hanging from the ceiling fan in terrified's bedroom. It was a 'test', but the teacher is 'affected' by it. Later, she meets terrified in a wooded park, where he and 'someone else' accost her. It's badly lit, and the sound quality sucks donkey d**k. First it sounds like it's recorded in a vacuum, then the dialogue is super loud, then the outside noises drown out the dialogue. Some guest spots by Clint Howard, the guy from "My Dinner with Andre," and Tippi Hedren. I can only assume that they desperately needed the money.
The 'black mass' was a joke. Abysmally plotted out, with everyone singing 'ring around the rosies'. WTF? To top it off, the movie stopped playing in the middle. I didn't even get to watch this hamfisted mess to the end.
Do not invest either the time or the money on this turkey. Don't watch it on the IMDb freebie, either, because you won't get the whole movie.