In the 1950s Douglas Sirk was the go-to director of choice for Universal when they felt in need of a schlock in the arm, given he could and did turn out schmaltz by the barrel full. His regular leads of Rock Hudson and Jane Wyman sat this one out obliging him to recruit pinch-hitters Rossano Brazzi and June Allyson who unleash a chemistry to rival that of Gale Sondergaard and Lon Chaney Jnr. Like her mentor Doris Day, June Allyson can infect you with diabetes if you take even the tiniest bite out of her and once in her orbit Brazzi needs all the insulin he can get while third leg of the triangle Keith Andes has a mountain to climb to even catch Allyson's eye once she takes a swivel at Brazzi, who, in best Rochester fashion has a loca wife in the attic allowing Allyson to do the right thing in the last reel. Don't say I didn't warn you.