Pentathlon (1994)
10/10
Greatest Film Ever Made
4 November 2016
Another shot of Dolphine straight to the system.

Pentathalalogram is a movie about swimming, surprisingly, and there are no bullets.

However, there are: swimming pools, water, treading water, the butterfly and the backstroke and bathing suits and diving boards but nobody dives.

Dolph here plays Dolph who plays a swimmer who gets chased by his former coach because he is just so awesome and swimmy that his coach falls in love with him in a nice way and stuff.

Unfortunately, Dolph does not explode any aliens in this one or decapitate any children but hey, you gotta take the wheat with the chaff and this is pretty chaffy.

Pentagram/Rhombus
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