Review of My Bunny Lies Over the Sea

. . . each North Carolina public school to offer 31 separate bathrooms to accommodate all of his Sex-of-the-Month Clubbers, he opened up the Can of Worms with which Bugs Bunny fiddles during MY BUNNY LIES OVER THE SEA. This story takes place in that mixed up portion of Britain which nixed Brexit. Bugs calls the Scotchguards on the carpet for skirting their congenital conditions. Adding insult to injury, these bearded belles insist upon wailing into windbags likely to be harboring lethal doses of malign microbes. On top of that, they're prone to fritter away all their time puttering around a playing field set up as a Rapist's Paradise, with 18 undefended holes ripe for attacking. Whereas baseball has nine guys available to catch balls, with hockey and soccer employing goalies to swat orbs away, as football and basketball rely on the entire team to do the same thing, the Scotch are shooting fish in a bucket, using up to a dozen specialty sticks to accomplish what Bryce Harper does with one, or LeBron James manages to do with his bare hands (that is, score). Nevertheless, Bugs Bunny's Scot antagonist thinks he's a Big Man here every time he's able to cram his dimpled egg into a poor, defenseless opening.