When writing a review I do try and start off with a good point if there is one: the good point about this movie is...you can turn it off and throw the DVD in the bin and prevent yourself from ever subjecting your mind to anything as awful again.
The lighting was awful, I mean really bad. You can even see lights and reflectors being moved during a shot.
The direction is non-existent. That can be the only explanation for such dire non-acting. Not one single one of the cast has any saving graces.
The editing is slapdash and random, but then that fits perfectly in with the story and everything else about this movie.
The acting is...missing! no-one acts, I could never validate their efforts by saying that they acted badly, because that's at least acting, which is more than the cast do.
It's way less horrific than a visit from the mother in law. Seriously, don't waste your time.
The lighting was awful, I mean really bad. You can even see lights and reflectors being moved during a shot.
The direction is non-existent. That can be the only explanation for such dire non-acting. Not one single one of the cast has any saving graces.
The editing is slapdash and random, but then that fits perfectly in with the story and everything else about this movie.
The acting is...missing! no-one acts, I could never validate their efforts by saying that they acted badly, because that's at least acting, which is more than the cast do.
It's way less horrific than a visit from the mother in law. Seriously, don't waste your time.