Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (2015 TV Movie)
2/10
The trifecta of ludicrous stupidity is complete. Ultimate example of gestalt.
15 January 2017
Tara looks much healthier now than in Sharknado 1.

Subway advert :) Seems more appropriate to be in Sharknado now that ever.

Huge arms on that operator.

Hey there secret service Rick Fox.

Just think, 2 movies ago he was running a surf shack.

Hulk! Dyson Animal Are Mavericks or Wizards fans upset? The President would not be allowed to handle grenades.

Sharks are again made of pudding.

Fin jumped WAY too early.

I see a romance brewing with the VP and Bro-in-Law.

He's driving into The Mist.

Imagine that actor's credit.. blood gulping land shark victim.... He was on screen for 5 seconds. Take that out of his 15 minutes of fame.

At this point the most well known thing to come out of Beverly Hills 90210 may be the Sharknado franchise. Did I really say that? Meteorology! Malcom is once again in the middle.

Go on into the military base without any visual check.

That's a military base! It's a few scattered tents with a chain fence! Insert 10 seconds of emotion... Punch it! "For people who WANT" to get away from the Sharknado?! Who WANTS to be near it? Roker fail.

Mars mohawk dude!!! An astronaut suit with the sam echo football shoulder pads I used in a Halloween costume when I was 6.

This franchise keeps rolling right bad ludicrous and on towards insane.

"I'm a bad ass. How do you do"... Those are real lyrics.

That was an extremely forceful "helmets on" command.

Now you're just throwing poop? Mascara anti-shark shotgun? That countdown absolutely has inconsistent pauses between numbers.

Hasselhoff is really going all in on the rock yourself in the chair acting.

Duct tape covering the fake rivets on the phony satellite.

This franchise has to be the largest employer of extras in history.

I just can't describe this reentry. Utter nonsense.

Ian must occasionally stop during filming and think... I'm 52.

He just floated to the moon?! There is a 4th Sharknado coming?! And a 5th!? What can they possibly do next? Sharknado Planet?
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