Review of Along Flirtation Walk

. . . shows storm clouds portending on the (then far) horizon, as seen by that Warner Bros.' team of psychic prognosticators, that Animated Shorts Seers division, sometimes known collectively as the Looney Tuners. Like Cassandra of the Ancient Greeks, these stalwart champions of chiming in about upcoming Calamites, Catastrophes, Cataclysms, and Apocalypti could draw up something seemingly simple, such as an egg-laying contest between two intercollegiate teams of chickens in ALONG FLIRTATION WALK, which would turn out to become an increasing important clarion klaxon call to arms as the decades rolled by. Notice that the "Rhode Island Reds" team cheats here during halftime when their coach force-feeds them pool balls (which they proceed to "lay" unaltered during the third quarter of this tussle). Anyone who's glanced at a sports page in this past decade will immediately recognize this corrupt coach as the former Soviet Union's Cheater-in-Chief, the Red Commie KGB Strongman Vlad "The Mad Russian" Putin. The home squad soon resorts to similar tactics, under the guidance of Putin's puppet, White House Resident Rump. Though Rump's Plymouth Rock Squad "triumphs" with the Forced Birthing of the twin evils of Rape and Incest in the final seconds, 101-100, Putin still has the last laugh here, as his Reds have reduced America to the lowest common denominator with Russia: two societies in which it's always Open Season on the Fair Sex, where the Oligarchical Billionaires can grab all the "pies" (or, in their own lingo, think the plural of a different "P-word" sharing the last four letters of "fussy"), where Medicaid and Planned Parenthood have been outlawed, where Rape is legal and birth control banned, and in which most babies are the issue of rapists and incestuous relatives. When this sorry state of affairs is fully realized, DO NOT COMPLAIN that you weren't warned, because Warner Bros. could not sound a much clearer alarm than their animators provided ALONG FLIRTATION WALK.