I grew up in Brownhelm Twp. Gore Orphanage is in Brownhelm Twp. I know all the stories. The site used to be a favorite of high-schoolers who were lucky enough to find a date. It was a spooky "lovers' lane".
Now on to the movie: It is flat out the worst movie I've ever seen. I was at the premiere in Sandusky, Ohio. The stars rolled up in antique cars. It was a lot of fun for a small town. I really wanted this movie to succeed. I honestly think my daughter could come up with something better with just a flashlight and an iPhone.
As I write this, I am realizing that I am unable to describe just how bad this show was - so I'm not going to try. Just keep in mind that "Gore Orphanage" makes Bela Lugosi's "Bride of the Monster" look like Lawrence of Arabia.
Gore Orphanage should be in the Hall of Fame for bad horror flicks.
Sorry this is such a poor review, but there's really nothing else to say.
Now on to the movie: It is flat out the worst movie I've ever seen. I was at the premiere in Sandusky, Ohio. The stars rolled up in antique cars. It was a lot of fun for a small town. I really wanted this movie to succeed. I honestly think my daughter could come up with something better with just a flashlight and an iPhone.
As I write this, I am realizing that I am unable to describe just how bad this show was - so I'm not going to try. Just keep in mind that "Gore Orphanage" makes Bela Lugosi's "Bride of the Monster" look like Lawrence of Arabia.
Gore Orphanage should be in the Hall of Fame for bad horror flicks.
Sorry this is such a poor review, but there's really nothing else to say.