This makes the acting in The Room look Oscar-worthy. This makes the writing in Batman & Robin look like an allegorical novel. The sound dubbing could have been done better by brain-dead elementary school kids. Uwe Boll could have made a better movie with $10 and a crappy camera.
This is actually quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. See, at least with movies like The Room, Troll 2, and Manos: The Hands of Fate, you can still enjoy those despite it's obvious flaws. Those are so bad they make you laugh. This isn't even that. This is just a 90 minute torture test for your brain.
Because asides from the obvious painful flaws it has (writing,acting,horrible sound dubbing). During the movie you will have multiple questions to ask yourself such as "How did this have a budget of $1,000,000?" "What did they have to threat Danny Glover with in order to sign up for this abomination?".
Please, for the love of god, if you love your brain do not watch this foul, putrid waste of space on our plane of existence.
I promise you that if you look hard enough, there are porn movies out there 100x better than this.
This is actually quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. See, at least with movies like The Room, Troll 2, and Manos: The Hands of Fate, you can still enjoy those despite it's obvious flaws. Those are so bad they make you laugh. This isn't even that. This is just a 90 minute torture test for your brain.
Because asides from the obvious painful flaws it has (writing,acting,horrible sound dubbing). During the movie you will have multiple questions to ask yourself such as "How did this have a budget of $1,000,000?" "What did they have to threat Danny Glover with in order to sign up for this abomination?".
Please, for the love of god, if you love your brain do not watch this foul, putrid waste of space on our plane of existence.
I promise you that if you look hard enough, there are porn movies out there 100x better than this.