Pitchfork (2016)
1/10
Not even a B-movie. Not intentionally bad, just plain horrible.
22 December 2017
I've seen a LOT of average-to-bad horror movies and most of them I would give 3-6 stars because they might have some good ideas, some good acting, a fresh take on things, SOMETHING redeeming. Even a really sexy scene with a beautiful woman can salvage something for us guys.

This has nothing. A few cute girls like always but the horrible dialog combined with a really bad script, below average acting, strange casting (the "dad" looks about 10 years older than the "son") and a group of people so filled with panic and stupidity it's mind numbingly bad. Nails on chalk board bad.

It was 90 minutes but somehow it felt like about 300 minutes with long horrible scenes. We're not talking "brilliant supsense" or " psycologial thriller", just random scenes that were dragged out for no apparent reason.

I can only believe some rich guy promised his son, that he would get to write the script and call the shots on his very own project, why would anyone make this movie a reality otherwise?

Don't ever watch this, you will feel robbed and 2 years older afterwards. And a bit dumber...
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