Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (2015 TV Movie)
6/10
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
16 January 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Also known as "Jurassic Hunters" the film takes place in modern times. Cowboy Val Walker (Rib Hillis) is back in town after falling off his horse. Sky (Casey Fitzgerald) his former girlfriend and domestic violence victim is now living with the sheriff (John Freeman). Meanwhile, a blast at the mine has let loose velociraptors. These aren't your run of the mill raptors, but methane breathing reptiles who survived in a sealed cavern for millions of years, a cavern that has lots of iridium.

The movie is Asylum quality, using many of their regular actors. In one scene john falls down face first, and then in the next he is on his back. Iridium has nothing to do with dinosaurs. Eric Roberts plays the town drunk and Val's dad. Did he have his teeth bleached?

The film goes through the motions and ends with 20 minutes of campy dinosaur fighting at the end, which was "so bad it was good."

Guide: No swearing, sex, or nudity. Pretty girls in bikinis
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