Ross is back from China, and he has a new girlfriend. Rachel goes to pick him up from the airport and the scenes are just too hilarious. Rachel again meets and sleeps with Paolo. When Monica convinces Phoebe to cut her hair after her good job on the boys, she's horrified to get the haircut of an entirely wrong movie star named Moore. Meanwhile Joey's family tailor proves a bad recommendation to Chandler, who is not gullible enough to believe taking measurements for trousers requires taking the tape up each leg and the rear with intimate manual contact at groin height.
