Painted Woman (2017)
2/10
She's wearing boy clothes
25 February 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Plot spoilers.

Kyle Allison (Robert Craighead) is a rich man who lives with a woman he got out of a brothel. When he tires if her, because she looked at one of his guests, he swaps her in for a younger model. Frank Dean (Matt Dallas) the man she looked out, is hired to kill her by Allison. Julie (Stef Dawson) our painted woman manages to escape because our professional assassin forgot to load his weapon and can't track a pale woman in girly shoes and a dress in the woods in moonlight. And then she is suddenly on horseback, she got from...?

Now Julie must die because...? I am not sure why. There is a mention of the Apache having a painted woman ceremony to celebrate womanhood, which doesn't really tie into the film unless you count a poorly developed dream.

Now I love women revenge films, especially when they get revenge in slow creative painful ways. A shot to the chest. Not so much.

Guide: No swearing or nudity. Poorly Implied sex scene.
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