6/10
MUST BE TWILIGHT PREQUEL
25 May 2018
Warning: Spoilers
MUST BE TWILIGHT PREQUEL as both stories contain feuding vampires and bad actors. Why do vampires only go after chicks that look like Denise Richards? Seems to me a fat chick would be easier to bag and would contain a few extra more days of blood.

In this movie the bad vampire rips open the girl's top before he bites her neck, whereas the good vampire allows the victim to remove it. I also noticed the bad vampire got to sleep with two topless chicks. They didn't have sex, it was I bite you, you bite me, fake an orgasm then roll over and go to sleep. I guess when you get to be a few hundred years old, women don't expect too much.

As far as movie ratings go, if you were to take away the nudity, subtract a star. If you fast forward through Shatner's attempt at humor, add a star.
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