1/10
A 1/10 doesn't do justice for this atrocity
20 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is just.. it's so bad that a 1/10 can't wait even begin to do justice for it. First, the story is as generic as it gets. While the Bible story of the 40 years in the wilderness is a good story, it ends up being ruined for reasons I will get to later. The REAL story ends up with Joshua's family torn apart by... honestly, I don't know what. It's incredibly predictable and as cookie cutter as family fights get. Next, the animation is absolutely disgusting. The backgrounds are either of no detail or just taken off of google images. The Character movement and character design constantly ends up clipping with something around it or in some cases, itself. And the characters themselves are just as bad, if not WORSE than the animation. The narrator is annoying, not funny, and just plain unnecessary. Moses sticks kind of well to how he was in the Bible admittedly, but why is he a rubber chimpanzee? Joshua is the typical coward who gets courage from something (In this case, it's from trusting God), and Chris is his "Guardian Angel". I put that in very loose quotes, cause this thing is a creeper. And also, he made Joshua dream for 40 years, made him go in a sword fight, made him lead an army (TWICE), and acts like a pedophile the entire movie. Overall, the characters are either one-dimensional or not worth mentioning. Joshua and the promised land is just a mess. Generic story, disgusting animation, and NO likable characters aside from Moses. This movie is so bad that I would argue it deserves at LEAST a nomination for Worst Picture.
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