Inside (I) (2016)
1/10
The worst film I have ever seen.
26 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I repeat. The worst film I have ever seen.

An hour and a half of my life wasted. This film is not even worth the 1 star rating I have to give inorder to complete the review.

This infuriating lady portrayed by Rachel Nichols does not even attempt to defend herself in logical ways. I ended up cheering on the crazy intruder (Laura Harring) due to the absolute agony I endured watching the pregnant woman fail to stay alive time and time again. And yet she managed to stay alive even though I wanted her to die feeling the pain I felt whilst viewing this.

I have not see the french version but I am certain that it is better than this because it would be impossible to be any worse. Not only that, but they killed the dog, stupidly named Excalibur, within the first 20 minutes and is the first victim in this God awful film.

The protagonist and antagonist have a strange bonding moment in a pool where the "crazy intruder" saves the "infuriating lady" and sacrifices herself. If only the pregnant woman would have sacrificed herself sooner in the film, perhaps the fluffy angel, performing his good doggy duty would have not become a fallen soldier.

The crazy lady's only downfall was: 1. that she killed the dog and 2. that she saved the annoying woman instead of letting her drown and stealing the infant away from the hopeless human baby carrier, not worthy of humanisation after the suffering that the viewers had to sit through.

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