Going into a movie called Poseidon Rex you'll have naturally low expectations, and right here I assure you they're met!
It tells the story of a series of explosions that have awakened a dormant dinosaur, a "Poseidon Rex". Essentially it's a t-rex that can swim, and may I just begin by saying it looks ruddy awful.
Starring terrible movie veteran Brian Krause we see our big ugly cgi beasty going on a rampage and a rag tag of people forced to stop it right up until an incredibly bad cliched finale.
This is the kind of film that is constantly repeated on the Scyfy channel and why nobody takes that channel even remotely seriously anymore.
The acting is terrible, the sfx are cringe inducing and the plot is about as original a the average slasher movie.
True dire stuff.
The Good:
Meh
The Bad:
Awful cgi
Some laughable acting
Characters are stupidly unrealistic in their behaviour
Creatures size isn't consistent
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Seeing a dinosaur footprint in 2013 won't shock a person in the slightest
If you find an egg of an unknown large creature, maybe leave it there?!
Scientists are notorious for having beer in their labs fridge and drinking during experiments
The creators clearly could only get the license for one single song!
It tells the story of a series of explosions that have awakened a dormant dinosaur, a "Poseidon Rex". Essentially it's a t-rex that can swim, and may I just begin by saying it looks ruddy awful.
Starring terrible movie veteran Brian Krause we see our big ugly cgi beasty going on a rampage and a rag tag of people forced to stop it right up until an incredibly bad cliched finale.
This is the kind of film that is constantly repeated on the Scyfy channel and why nobody takes that channel even remotely seriously anymore.
The acting is terrible, the sfx are cringe inducing and the plot is about as original a the average slasher movie.
True dire stuff.
The Good:
Meh
The Bad:
Awful cgi
Some laughable acting
Characters are stupidly unrealistic in their behaviour
Creatures size isn't consistent
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Seeing a dinosaur footprint in 2013 won't shock a person in the slightest
If you find an egg of an unknown large creature, maybe leave it there?!
Scientists are notorious for having beer in their labs fridge and drinking during experiments
The creators clearly could only get the license for one single song!