Review of WWE Crown Jewel

I HAD ANOTHER REVIEW I SPENT ONE HOUR AND A HALF PREPARING THAT WAS NOT INCLUDED ON HERE DUE TO PROFANITY AND SUGGESTIVE LANGUAGE SO I AM NOT TYPING ANOTHER LONG DRAWN OUT ONE. I SAY JUST WHAT MY TITLE SAYS ABOUT THIS CROWN JEWEL EVENT THAT I WATCHED FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT WITH THE PRE-SHOW. I AM TRULY DEVASTATED BY THIS FAILURE OF THE YEAR THAT IS JUST SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN BACKLASH 2018 SINCE IT HAD A GREAT CARD BUT NO SURPRISES, NO OUTSTANDING WRESTLING MATCHES OR GOOD PROMOS/SEGMENTS BESIDES HULK HOGAN(STILL NOT PLEASED) FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT MISSED IT YOU ARE VERY FORTUNATE BECAUSE I BELIEVE EVERY ONE IN ATTENDANCE AND THOSE WHOM WATCHED AT HOME WANT HIS OR HER MONEY BACK AND TIME. I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO STATE ALL THE MISHAPS AND CALAMITIES THAT OCCURED AT THIS SHOWING BUT HERE IS A RUNDOWN: REY MYSTERIO/ RANDY ORTON MATCH WAS DECENT UNTIL IT WAS CUT SHORT FOLLOWED BY THE NEXT ONE WITH JEFF HARDY/THE MIZ SAME THING AND SETH ROLLINS BOBBY LASHLEY BOREFEST WORST SETH HAS LOOKED THIS YEAR DUE TO TIME CONSTRAINTS AND KURT ANGLE DOLPH ZIGGLER NOTHING REALLY SPECIAL JUST A HURRY UP TO GET THIS OVER WITH THE BAR AND THE NEW DAY TRIED TO DO THEIR BEST BUT DID NOT GET A CHANCE AND HAVE HAD BETTER MATCHES REY MYSTERIO BEATS THE MIZ IN THE BEST CONTEST OF THE NIGHT IN MY OPINION JUST NEEDED MORE TIME AND WAS MORE ENJOYABLE THAN DOLPH ZIGGLER DEFEATING SETH ROLLLINS THANKS TO MCINTYRE AGAIN- REAL HUGE MISTAKE SETH SHOULD HAVE WON SINCE DOLPH ALWAYS NEED HELP FROM HIS GUY TO WIN AND I THOUGHT ROLLINS WOULD ADVANCE TO THE FINALS TO FACE THE MIZ SO DEAN AMBROSE WHOM WAS THERE IN SAUDI ARABIA COULD COST HIM THE World Cup to add to The Shield Breakup Story but the IDIOTS THAT WRITE FOR WWE DID NOT DO THAT! AJ STYLES GOES OVER SAMOA JOE FOR THE WWE TITLE FOR THE BILLIONTH BUT 4TH TIME IN 4 MONTH TIME PERIOD AND THE RESULT THE SAME IN THEIR WORST ENCOUNTER YET! SAMOA JOE IS MADE TO LOOK LIKE A LOSER AND OFFICIALLY BURIED! SPEAKING OF THAT NEXT UP BRAUN STROWMAN BEAT DOWN AND LOSS TO THE BEAST MAN WITH FIVE F5S EVEN I WAS UP ON MY FEET IN FURY FOR THIS CALL LESNAR IS ALL ABOUT UFC AND NOT WANTING TO BE ON RAW WEEKLY BUT THE BEST OPPORTUNITY TO BE PUT OVER BY MONSTER AMONG MEN HE COULD NOT DO THAT(BARON CORBIN NEEDS HIS SELF EXTREMELY HURT AND GONE AWAY 2 FOR HIS PART) BUT HOW COULD WWE DO THIS TO A MAN THAT HAS A MONSTROUS YEAR WITH BEING OVER WITH THE CROWD JUST TO GO TO A GUY NO ONE CARES TO SEE NOW BECAUSE HE ONLY THERE FOR BIG MATCHES AND HIS CHECK! I AM SERIOUSLY DONE WITH WWE AFTER WM 35 BECAUSE IT IS 2 PREDICTABLE REDUNDANT AND DULL PLUS THE WRITERS ARE TERRIBLE WITH BOOKING! NEXT SHANE WINS THE World Cup AFTER I THOUGHT THE MIZ WAS LEGITIMATELY HURT AFTER HE CAME OUT THE APRON BUT IT WAS AN ACT FOR SHANE TO BECOME A HEEL IN THE FUTURE! I HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THIS SINCE I DID NOT CARE ABOUT THE TOURNAMENT OR World Cup BUT I WOULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING DIFFERENT! FINALLY DX VANQUISHES THE BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION WITH SO MANY BLOOPERS AND MISHAPS GOING ON IN THIS MATCH IT IS PURE COMEDY SUCH AS SHAWN MICHAELS BALD HEAD, KANE MASK FALLING OFF AFTER MICHAELS PUNCHED HIM, THE UNDERTAKER AND TRIPLE H IRISH WHIP TANGLE UP(AWFUL) SHAWN GETTING BLOODIED AND FALLING ON HIS HEAD WITH THAT MOON SAULT AND TRIPLE H HURTING HIS PECTORAL MUSCLES AFTER KANE CHOKE SLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE. I JUST LMFAO AT THIS SINCE THIS IS WHAT WWE IS ALL ABOUT NOW BUT THE MAIN EVENT WAS EASILY THE MATCH OF THE NIGHT DUE TO TIME AND MOVES DONE EVEN IF IT IS NOT A WRESTLING CLASSIC BUT A BRAWL WITH ERRORS. I AM STILL GIVING THIS CROWL JEWEL EVENT A RATING OF 3 OUT OF 10 BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN SO MANY GREATER ONES THAT DESERVE HIGH RATE BY THE WAY OF THIS CRAP BORE SHORT MATCH FEST EVEN THE ANNOUNCERS/OFFICIALS AND AUDIENCE SHOWED NO EMOTION SINCE THEY KNEW SO SAVE YOURSELF AND SO SHOULD WWE WITH THE IDIOM ABOVE DO IT ONCE AND NEVER AGAIN!(GREATEST ROYAL RUMBLE- THAT'S IT -NO MORE)