Alps (2011)
1/10
Utterly Idiotic, Vapid and Tedious
10 November 2018
There are lots of great ideas of storytelling here, alas its poorly executed. The cinematography and some of the acting are the only thing that be saved. The story is poorly served by a disastrous mise-en-scene, most of the scene are pointless and as interesting as watching paint dry on a wall (I take that back, I'd rather watch paint dry than this boring pretentious and morbid excuse of a film). It's bleak, sometimes ludicrous because it's often absolutely not plausible, some of the dialogues are so terrible its not even laughable ... it's plain mediocre and it has nothing to say, nothing to show, neither beauty or ugliness ... I stopped watching that film numerous times to do something else ... do the washing up, vacuum my room, clean the toilets, take the trash out and read a good 20 pages of a book about Kant ... things I have been meant to do for ages ... that's how boring that film is
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