Varsity Blood (2014)
4/10
I'M CALLING YOUR MOTHER
22 November 2018
Warning: Spoilers
This is another teen high school slasher who-dun-it. Head JV cheerleader Ginny gets killed on Halloween and now after one year it is Halloween again. The movie gives us the usual suspects: the father of the victim who goes missing, the unstable boy from the half way house is gone, the kid who wears the mascot costume is gone, Hanna's "Carrie-like" mom, the boy who is picked on by the cheerleaders....everything but the creepy janitor. How could they miss him?

The movie gives us all the comical cliche suspects with a straight face. They should have played some "Psycho" stabbing music when they mentioned each one, and turn this into a rightful satire.

The acting was bad. However I think a special shout out needs to go to Elyse Bigler who played Heather. She was comical as she read her lines worse than a first year drama club type. Unfortunately the film didn't get any better after they killed her (oops sorry) but I felt better.

Not a great slasher. No real comedy value unless you want to play MST at home.

Adult language. Sex and nudity
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