I loved this movie! The actors were so good! It's hard to pick my favorite part. Let's have a little synopsis. Two army dudes are used to be besties trying to recapture the bromance they had before a girl came between them. Given this history, they decide it is a great idea to go explore a creepy underwater cave that looks just like The Desent. Before they go, they give used to be buddy that still has the hots for the girl, a good old peep show because they are trying to make a baby and no opportunity can be wasted.
Once inside the dry part of the cave, fit girl and the guy that she chose over the fat one go through a tunnel and fatty gets stuck. As they try to free fatty, the tunnel collapses and they are trapped. No worries though. They just pitch a tent and have sex in front of fatty again.
Fatty is now mad and decides he wants the girl so he sabatoges his buddy's oxygen tank so when they dive buddy runs out of air. They all find an air pocket and buddy survives but then fatty drowns buddy even though buddy is super fit and fatty is, well, fat. Girl shows up just then and fatty claims to be trying to save buddy. Girlfriend gives buddy mouth to mouth and buddy begins to breathe again!
Wait! Fatty asks girl to look for an exit and when she returns she catches fatty strangling buddy again! She runs but fatty pursues with his night goggles and kisses her telling her "it's just me." Then fatty calls his daddy and asks daddy how to get out of the cave. This is when girl sneaks up and hits fatty with a rock and then proceeds to pulverize fatty's head in a fit of rage.
Then girl jumps in water and emerges outside of the cave The Descent style with a creepy dude watching her. Then some douche in crappy cowboy boots who is subtly implied to be fatty's Dad, picks girl up on the side of the road as she walks after she pukes for no reason. She takes a ride with him and he offers her chicken wings and all is well except for the unexplained body in the back of Cow boy douche's cat. Is her rescuer sinister? Yaaaas!
Once inside the dry part of the cave, fit girl and the guy that she chose over the fat one go through a tunnel and fatty gets stuck. As they try to free fatty, the tunnel collapses and they are trapped. No worries though. They just pitch a tent and have sex in front of fatty again.
Fatty is now mad and decides he wants the girl so he sabatoges his buddy's oxygen tank so when they dive buddy runs out of air. They all find an air pocket and buddy survives but then fatty drowns buddy even though buddy is super fit and fatty is, well, fat. Girl shows up just then and fatty claims to be trying to save buddy. Girlfriend gives buddy mouth to mouth and buddy begins to breathe again!
Wait! Fatty asks girl to look for an exit and when she returns she catches fatty strangling buddy again! She runs but fatty pursues with his night goggles and kisses her telling her "it's just me." Then fatty calls his daddy and asks daddy how to get out of the cave. This is when girl sneaks up and hits fatty with a rock and then proceeds to pulverize fatty's head in a fit of rage.
Then girl jumps in water and emerges outside of the cave The Descent style with a creepy dude watching her. Then some douche in crappy cowboy boots who is subtly implied to be fatty's Dad, picks girl up on the side of the road as she walks after she pukes for no reason. She takes a ride with him and he offers her chicken wings and all is well except for the unexplained body in the back of Cow boy douche's cat. Is her rescuer sinister? Yaaaas!