At the world's most lackadaisical strip club, a crate of "super" marijuana is delivered. It seems that the "wonder weed" has been infiltrated by spiders, causing them to mutate! Can giant, cartoon-y arachnids be far off?
Nope. Horror and mayhem ensue.
BITE ME! is Director Brett Piper's ultra-low budget ode to 1950's sci-fi / monster movies.
WARNING! This movie contains: Lunkheaded characters! Loads of languid, sleep-inducing nudity! Half-baked, half-wit humor! Annnd, dullness that could cause a slow, meaningless death!
SPECIAL MENTION: For the strippers, who perform their routines as though they've been given elephant tranquilizers!
Stars Erin "Misty Mundae" Brown as Crystal. Nothing can prepare you for Crystal going Rambo for the nonsensical finale!...
Nope. Horror and mayhem ensue.
BITE ME! is Director Brett Piper's ultra-low budget ode to 1950's sci-fi / monster movies.
WARNING! This movie contains: Lunkheaded characters! Loads of languid, sleep-inducing nudity! Half-baked, half-wit humor! Annnd, dullness that could cause a slow, meaningless death!
SPECIAL MENTION: For the strippers, who perform their routines as though they've been given elephant tranquilizers!
Stars Erin "Misty Mundae" Brown as Crystal. Nothing can prepare you for Crystal going Rambo for the nonsensical finale!...