2/10
Yuch
30 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
The plot of this tv movie is just rubbish. I mean the beautiful women are easily the films only asset. There's so many other things wrong that even the plane crashes are a higlight. The script is so bad that when Svengoolie ran it on METV, his bad jokes were better than the film, and that's a pretty low bar.

There's no real reason for this mystery of a film. A bunch of young girls escape with a nun on a plane from French Indo China in 1954. 25 years later, a bunch of idiot men manage to find the island they escaped too and land on it because they are lost and outta gas. Then the men and women face off each not trusting the other.

I would imagine the writer of Amityville horror just seems lost in the script without any real spirits to base this on. The women are beauty contest winners and soap opera stars, along with Klinger's wife on TV's MASH and After MASH. This makes for potatos without the skins.

The wardrobe, and situations make no sense. Considering it was filmed in Hawaii, they should have at least gotten Jack Lord and Don Ho to appear. At least Jaynr Kennedy and Dallas Mandy Winger (Shelton) are a feast for the eyes. The rest of this is something to sleep through.
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